As I write this review I am not completely sure one should review a restaurant posed as an impostor. 610 Magnolia is a fine dining establishment with prices, service and atmosphere to match. It's little sister off-shoot is a wine room that serves food as you meet, greet and wine taste... food is mostly nibbles, little bites, cheeses and assorted hors d'oeuvres...this hardly constitutes a meal...but upon occasion, Ed Lee(owner and chef) and his staff feature sit down, communal styled events...Italian, BBQ, and on the eve of my birthday, French Bistro.
Before I commence on my review, I will say this evening was lovingly presented to WFS and I as our joint birthday gift. My mother, the arbiter of good taste, would say, repeatedly, never look a gift horse in the mouth. I shall refrain from opening the horse's mouth but~~~~~~~~
We arrived to a general milling about, tasting small sips of various French wines...seeing old familiar faces and a few new ones. It is nice to share a table with new folks. That was the good part. The appetizer samplings were okay, albeit a bit uninspired. A greasy, small bite, grilled BLT, left my hands too greasy to greet a friend with hand extended...beets, one of my very favorite foods, lacked any flavor at all. How do you do that to a beet?
The main meal was a serious disappointment. It is not possible to serve a dish called Foie Gras when made with unsavory, off tasting chicken livers or am I missing something? The salad course, served family style, was enough for one, to be split between six~~~ Next came Beef Bourguignon, it could have/should have succeeded, but our dish was served with nary a scrap of beef...a few carrots were drifting in what I strongly suspected to be Knorr-Swiss beef gravy. Next came duck confit...don't-even-go- there. The final course before dessert was, Coq au vin. This course fared a bit better, having said that, no self respecting French cook would have allowed this dish anywhere near his/her kitchen.
Dessert: store bought crepes, with winter strawberries and Hershey's( or some pre-made stuff) syrup....
Rule 1. Make the crepes.
Rule 2. Use seasonal fruits..NO winter strawberries
Rule 3. For gods sake, make the chocolate, how hard is that!!!!
Rule 4. Topping a disaster with cream fraiche will not cover up the disaster.
Should this end here? Well, generally speaking, it should. I asked for a cup of coffee. a small cup of tepid coffee was delivered with cream? they asked and I said yes, to cream... When I started to pour the cream I noticed a lightness, a swishing in the cream pitcher. I glanced over to my left and the coffee served to the young lady looked a little muddy...I tipped the cream pitcher and out shot blue john milk! The young lady to my left said, it isn't cream. I said, unacceptable. Could we have cream, I asked the server.
I was told, we have NO cream....then, after a prelude,the server produced something she mixed in the back room to resemble cream.
I shoved the coffee out of sight...
Other then a lively discussion with the young lady to my left...this stands as one of the crazier moments in my dining career.
The moral of the story is:
Never rest on your laurels and never believe that a lovely facility and enormous prices constitute quality.
Never, ever, ever.